Today boyfriend and I had planned a date to go to the local ceramics place and have a painting date. When I got to his house we decided to get lunch first. We went to a burger place, and talked about how we were going to divvy up paying today. He got the tacos the other night, so he suggested we go dutch for lunch and then I’ll get the painting part of the date. Being the sneaky person I am, I let him order his burger first, then followed him to the register and told the cashier I was going to be paying for us both. Boyfriend gave me a hard time for being sneaky, and we went to the table and sat down to wait for our food. While we were waiting, he stepped outside to call his boss about a work question. He came back, we ate lunch, we went to the ceramics place then painted for like four hours. A lady who worked there approached us when we were finished and helped us wrap everything up. “All right, y’all are good to go, these will be ready Friday!” But we hadn’t paid yet, so I reminded her we still needed to pay. She smiled, and said that it was already taken care of. BOYFRIEND OUT-SNEAKED ME. Immediately after I sneakily paid for lunch, he went outside and instead of calling his boss, he called the ceramics place and paid over the phone! Who does that?! He is seriously the best.
So boyfriend is allergic to wasps/bees/etc. and today his sister found a wasp in the house. Boyfriend didn’t want to get anywhere near it because it could kill him or something like that, and his sister didn’t want to get near it, so I trapped it in a cup and felt very majestic and heroic. It was when I dumped it off the porch that I realized it was, in fact, dead already. Whatever, I totally saved the day.